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Christmas is a time for families to unite into one big ball of confusion and Kitchen traffic jams. My grandparents arrived for the holidays shortly after I came home from school with my great grandmother. This is the first time they've been at our house for christmas since........since we lived the first year in Ellsworth I think. 6th grade maybe. A long time, even so. That was the year my grandmother got her plasma tv. I like my grandparents a lot. They were teachers back in the day and they seemed to be very different teachers. My grandmother is loud and is not afraid to speak her mind, even if it means strangeling the girl at the counter who won't give her omney back on a cold cup of coffee. A very taurusey woman indeed. Even at this very moment she is behind me ranting about the lady at the pharmacy who wouldn't fill her perscription. My grandfather was a calculus teacher so he is very useful if my brain is moosh over a very difficult math assignment and he doesn't show very much emotion. Yeah, he'll tease you and stuff and grin about that but you couldn't get him to cry at a sob movie if you stuck a gun to his head. I act the same way......sometimes. Sometimes I show absolutely no emotion at movies, but most of the times I get....*cough* a little emotional. I don't cry though. Not like those prissy gals who sob over poor Bambi's mom and cling to their boyfriends. This little thing is called, ACTING. They may refuse to get on stage but when a sad part in a movie comes up, they become Best Actress of the Year to get their boyfriend's attention. Well at least those girls can cry at a disney movie, there are some who get all watery eyed at nature films. yes, you heard me.NATURE FILMS. An owl swoops down upon a mouse and ripps it apart and they cry on about how cruel it is. My dears, this is called SURVIVAL. Obviosly, they don't know the meaning of that word because they are so constantly depending on their man-slaves for all their whims and needs. It is a sad but true fact. Heck, I respect pole dancers more than I respect those kind of woman. At least they work for their money! I got a kitty!!!! Tis named Cheshire and he's soooooo cute!! He is gray with black stripes and white around his eyes and paws! I got him for chrismas early and I haven't stopped playing with him since I saw him in the box, he's only 8 weeks old. He has that poofy kitten fur and big golden anime neko eyes!! He ish so playful too, and he wuvs me ^ ^ of course he does, who would not love me? Lol! Okay, your dear Socrates has to scuddle to play with her new neko, so post a comment or be forced to drink helmlock *wink*
~Socrates Volkova