Real snow is overated.

'Ello my charming little donkeys *whipping noise* ::giggle:: uh yeah, I'm just getting ready for the weekly Craig Ferguson fest. It is a time where your dear Socrates consumes dangerous amounts of chocolate covered exspresso beans and caffine so she can stay up untill one thirty to see her favorite Late night TV host, CRAIG FERGUSON. He is extreamly talented in teh areas of comedy and I think we should all get togather and assainate that old geezer letterman so Craig can take his place ^^. Letterman isn't even funny. It's that black guy that's funny....I forget his name, but he's alright. Y'know that rookie girl that always goes up to make some stupid joke when Dave's playing audience show and tell?? She's the absolute WORST comedian I have EVER seen. I think that jacket she wears belongs in the dump, along with her jokes that I think people only make up when they get really stoned. She probably is stoned whenever she gets up there.....no that WOULD be funny. I guess it's just her crappy personality. Ok, I can usually make it pretty well past the crime dramas, but then it takes a break from entertainment and goes to WABI news at 11. That is my weakness, late night news. >.<
Right now I am playing with a can of fake snow! ^ ^ It's so cool, if only real snow were like this. It sprays easily onto any surface, such as wreaths, christmas trees, windows, and occationally the face of a younger brother or sister when they start to tick you off. You can't do that with real snow, can you? Plus, its not cold, cleans up easilly and YOU decide where it goes. Unlike real snow which takes its good sweet time when you need it and blasts full force to destroy any travel plans. *sprays snow in mouth*.......>.<'.....doesn't taste as good though...Bleck!!. Oh yeah, and in the spring, it doesn't get all muddy and ucky and brown by the side of the roads and become an eye sore. *nod nod* HEY!! y'know what I just realized? You can spray this stuff all over your dogs mouth and scream that he has rabies!!!! So realistic too...*looks at Colby((my dog))* *menicing grin* *colby goes into the living room quickly* drat. All right, my little horse like creatures but not as well regarded, you. I have to go and chase my dog around the house, but I will not leave without politely metioning the names of my friends' sites so if you get sad that my post is all done, you can visit their sites. Though they aren't as cool as mine, I'm sure they will hold you untill I get back ((just kidding, theirs are cool too))
Tom's site: http://mindofthepen.blogspot.com/
Becky's site: http://jfandango.blogspot.com/
Their baby sites so they don't have many posts, but they'll develop over time. ^ ^

SIN- cerely Socrates