Monday, November 28, 2005

Hey, my loyal followers.

Hello, darlings.
It is I, Socrates, reporting from another school studyhall where loyalty ton the rule book goes unrewarded and chaos rages on the keybords of people like me. Mr. teacher was blindly unaware of the statement on the white bord above his head which read, "I'm Rick James' bee-och". I couple of kids went up and erased it, and he just sat there. Poor man. The most prominent study hall personalities are: THE PERVERT, or the guy sitting next to me. He looks onto your laptop and makes comments as if you were on a porn site, THE GOOD KID, otherwise the one who looks onto your laptop and makes a comment but doesn't tell the teacher and keeps writing science notes, THE IDIOT, the guy who laughs with his best friend on a laptop and makes the teacher come over to tell them to quit talking, and when the teacher comes over you have to quit out of firefox so he doesn't look over and see what your doing. I have to keep this post short, my dears, for unfortunetly I wasted too much time and I am afraid I will not get to save this before the bell rings and we all go back to our old ways where teachers push us around and creativity is squished beneath the cruel foot of the elderlys.
SIN-cerely, Socrates

Tuesday, November 22, 2005

For all you idiots....


For all you idiots who do not know what Yaoi is, I created this post just for you. It doesn't say much but the pic will say it all!!

YAOI IS: --------->
(((the pink haired one isn't a girl)) ^ ^

Monday, November 21, 2005

Super Freaky


Her I am in another school studyhall. I surfed through sites for a bit and got bored, decided I should come and post something while I have the time. The girl over two rows from me has a david bowie shirt on. I love that shirt, I vant to steal it. David Bowie is the classic english drag rock star! Gack Camui is also a a rock star that occationally dones the gothic feminine wear. I love it when guys dress like goth girls. I suppose thats why I only have crushes on gay guys -.-' I feel bad for the good people who ask to go on their laptops and do keybording excercizes like the guy next to me....poor boy. People like that missed the boat. Above is a pic of gackt, just so you can see what I mean by Japanese Drag. Well in this pic theres no drag, but he's still hot ^^ See you guys later
~SIN-serly Socrates

Sunday, November 20, 2005

The Biscuit Encounter



Well, It was at the drama party at the Oriental Jade when I met him, the
FRANZ FERDINAND BISCUIT
He was over by the buffet, wearing a jacket that reminded me of FRANZ FERDINAND, I was minding my own business and everything. I happened to be thinking out-loud about him and little did I know that he was right beside me....
ME: Mmmm who's that smexy biscuit over there ((talking to myself, remember))
FFBiscuit: My name's Chris.
At that moment my spine froze up and I studdered amensly.
ME: ummm, I didn't mean you I-I uh ((<---- lie)) FFBiscuit: LOL no, its fine ((I can't quite remember what he said, I was too busy being embarrassed)) The next encounter was at the table. He came over and congradulated us on our job on the play. I told my friends not to say anything to him about me, but little did I know the concequences of putting duck sauce all over my friend's fruit. After I came back from the buffet again where I had gotten nothing ((I wanted to stay clear of the Banquet Room where the cast was dining and he was talking to a friend)), I got back and my friend was standing there laughing at me. She told me that she talked to him for me, to get me back for the duck sauce thing. I hated that. I hated acting like a swooning girl, it is my policy to not get all goopy around biscuits.
I moved to the next table hopeing he'd think I left or something. Nope. He sits down across from me at the table.
FFBiscuit: *smile* you guys did great at the play. *pulls Connor onto his lap as if to say "sorry I'm gay"*
Me: * I smile as if to say"that's alright, I like yaoi"* thanks! ((something else happend I think he was saying that Connor was his lover, I was too into him to look at Connor, but I guess I nodded and said "mmm yaoi" ((he didn't know what yaoi was)).
The biscuit leaves with his "boyfriend". I think he was just using Connor to make me not feel so bad about being let down. It worked, even though I saw right through it. But it was nice that he tried to care about my feelings. After that I move back over to my table and chat with the population. HE SHOULD HAVE JUST LEFT ME ALONE IN MY MISERY, BUT NOOOOOO. He came back over!!
He congradulates us again or something. How many times can you congradulate someone, really???
Here's what my idiotic friend did: (no offense becky, I still love you *anime sweat drop*)
Friend: Hey, Jess needs to explain something to you. ((others nod and giggle, I roll my eyes))
FFBiscuit smiles and lookes at me, listening
ME: A biscuit is two things. A yummy bread that you can get at KFC or somewhere else, goes well with jam.
FFBiscuit: I like biscuits ^^
ME: Me too ^^ they're very good, yes. And a biscuit can also mean a hot guy. Over at the buffet I was talking to myself, not saying that you aren't hot anything...cause you are ((man I'm so bad at that)) I-I just meant that..
FFBiscuit laughs: ((says something nice, I can't quite rememeber. then he went over to another table and wallowed in my embarassment and misery with a pepsi. >.< I didn't know why this should go in my blog, but it was a landmark in my life. Where Socrates finnally meets a nice guy, and really talks to him ,but it turns out he's gay. I hope I never see him again (lie). It would just remind me of what an idiot I was then. >.<' SIN-cerely SOCRATES



Friday, November 18, 2005

Here I am!

Here I am at school study hall with my dear friends D.J. and Mikayla. I don't know them very well but by coinsidence I somehow wound up sitting next to them in study hall. I think I annoy them......But they say I don't annoy them... I love you my loyal followers! You are always there for me! I don't really think I have any loyal followers.......I just say that to make myself feel better. ^^ but thats okay.
My word for the day is Biscuit. It is a word meaning yummy pastry but it can also mean a hot guy. So I can go around calling random people biscuits and not feel strange. So tonight I am going to go to bull moose music and tell the hot goth gay guy at the counter that he is a biscuit. ^^ I love hot goth gay guy. He is my biscuit. My yummy crumbuly biscuit. My yummy crumbuly hot goth gay biscuit. He is my biscuit. D.J. is also my biscuit because he just saved me from getting caught on my laptop from the mean computer lady. Wow I'm hyper. No, I really don't have any biscuits. Only the ones I get at KFC. I like those ones. Wow, I feel really random today. Maybe I should go take a nap or something.............*yawn*

post your comments!!
SIN-cerly Socrates

Thursday, November 10, 2005

Hello, my lovelys!


This is the first thing I've posted in a while....I sure am getting rusty aren't I? New in my world is that I got the Rocky Horror Picture Show on DVD and the same with The Boondock Saints.
Both are great movies, yes
. I've been working hard in school, I'm in all accelerated classes this year so the homework load is high. Not to mention I'm in drama and that puts on pressure too. But in good news, I got the second FRANZ FERDINAND album last week. Ooooooh, it kicks but!!! I'm so excited!! EEEeekk! I love Franz Ferdinand! I've also been painting a lot and doing a lot of art work. I'm trying to get into art 1 next year because if I'm going to be a Manga-ka I have to start somewhere. I got a patch to put on my jacket that reads, "Veritas Aequitas", from the Boondock Saints, y'know? Mmmmm I love that movie. Sexy guys with irish accents, can't get any better that that!!
SIN-cerly,
socrates