The Biscuit Encounter

Well, It was at the drama party at the Oriental Jade when I met him, the
FRANZ FERDINAND BISCUIT
He was over by the buffet, wearing a jacket that reminded me of FRANZ FERDINAND, I was minding my own business and everything. I happened to be thinking out-loud about him and little did I know that he was right beside me....
ME: Mmmm who's that smexy biscuit over there ((talking to myself, remember))
FFBiscuit: My name's Chris.
At that moment my spine froze up and I studdered amensly.
ME: ummm, I didn't mean you I-I uh ((<---- lie)) FFBiscuit: LOL no, its fine ((I can't quite remember what he said, I was too busy being embarrassed)) The next encounter was at the table. He came over and congradulated us on our job on the play. I told my friends not to say anything to him about me, but little did I know the concequences of putting duck sauce all over my friend's fruit. After I came back from the buffet again where I had gotten nothing ((I wanted to stay clear of the Banquet Room where the cast was dining and he was talking to a friend)), I got back and my friend was standing there laughing at me. She told me that she talked to him for me, to get me back for the duck sauce thing. I hated that. I hated acting like a swooning girl, it is my policy to not get all goopy around biscuits.
I moved to the next table hopeing he'd think I left or something. Nope. He sits down across from me at the table.
FFBiscuit: *smile* you guys did great at the play. *pulls Connor onto his lap as if to say "sorry I'm gay"*
Me: * I smile as if to say"that's alright, I like yaoi"* thanks! ((something else happend I think he was saying that Connor was his lover, I was too into him to look at Connor, but I guess I nodded and said "mmm yaoi" ((he didn't know what yaoi was)).
The biscuit leaves with his "boyfriend". I think he was just using Connor to make me not feel so bad about being let down. It worked, even though I saw right through it. But it was nice that he tried to care about my feelings. After that I move back over to my table and chat with the population. HE SHOULD HAVE JUST LEFT ME ALONE IN MY MISERY, BUT NOOOOOO. He came back over!!
He congradulates us again or something. How many times can you congradulate someone, really???
Here's what my idiotic friend did: (no offense becky, I still love you *anime sweat drop*)
Friend: Hey, Jess needs to explain something to you. ((others nod and giggle, I roll my eyes))
FFBiscuit smiles and lookes at me, listening
ME: A biscuit is two things. A yummy bread that you can get at KFC or somewhere else, goes well with jam.
FFBiscuit: I like biscuits ^^
ME: Me too ^^ they're very good, yes. And a biscuit can also mean a hot guy. Over at the buffet I was talking to myself, not saying that you aren't hot anything...cause you are ((man I'm so bad at that)) I-I just meant that..
FFBiscuit laughs: ((says something nice, I can't quite rememeber. then he went over to another table and wallowed in my embarassment and misery with a pepsi. >.< I didn't know why this should go in my blog, but it was a landmark in my life. Where Socrates finnally meets a nice guy, and really talks to him ,but it turns out he's gay. I hope I never see him again (lie). It would just remind me of what an idiot I was then. >.<' SIN-cerely SOCRATES